Family and fellow house members,
Today I'm here to talk to you about our house. To put it bluntly, it's DISGUSTING! I realize a sick mom who's sitting on her rear doesn't motivate you very much. Boohoo! I know that school, church activities, weddings, grad parties and the like leave little time to do anything around here. But we are a household of big people! There are not tons of little kids running around making messes they can't clean up. There's no reason it should be like it is. We have to change!
School will be out of the equation for 10wks next Wednesday. Expect to have this fact taken full advantage of. You WILL be cleaning the first few days of vacation. Unless of course you decide to get smart and get a head start before then. The chore list will be making a comeback. It does help.
I would appreciate full cooperation on all fronts. With your cooperation we can then have fun. Going swimming, picnics, to the beach, enjoying the air conditioning at the mall with your friends, etc. You will be free to have friends over since I won't try to lock the door and hide whenever someone knocks on our door.
With little effort from everyone we can and will have a place we'll be proud to call our home. Thank you for your time.
Your Dictator
MOM
PS...those not in compliance will be shown NO mercy. *bwahahaha*
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